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shorm:

the best kind of flirting: the flirting where apparently neither of you knew you were flirting but APPARENTLY EVERYONE ELSE DID

cheetahpeople:

when someone compliments you

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queen-of-fallen-angels:

jaxs-the-fallen-angel:

howling-rising-demon:

princess-dickhead:

delzdesigns:

Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.

The amount of dad jokes…

"I’m hungry"
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."

What have you done

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ceeberoni:

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my dad just called me phil for literally no reason

how do you phil about it

im philled with rage. also fuck y;ou

onlylolgifs:

Man gets a hard-on at the worst possible moment

quentintortellini:

destinysabortion:

videohall:

He has a deep voice for a 14-year-old

this makes me feel uncomfortable 

his balls didn’t just drop when he hit puberty, they fell to the fucking floor

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